Suroy!

I think Bohol is really fantastic... I really wanted to see the white sand in Panglao , the famous chocolate hills and hear mass at the oldest church in the Philippines.

Summer is a pretty busy season for travel so one would expect to pay more but I guess it wouldn’t be a disappointment because a trip to Bohol is really worth it. Relatives who have come to visit the place say that time spent in Bohol can be either historic, cultural, religious or possibly a pleasant combination of all three. You can retrace its rich past by visiting the various sites and structures that have played an important role in the formation of Philippine history. These are the places that I wanted to visit:

Chocolate Hills -

The Chocolate Hills are probably Bohol's most famous tourist attraction. They look like giant mole hills, or as some say, women's breasts, and remind us of the hills in a small child's drawing. Most people who first see pictures of this landscape can hardly believe that these hills are not a man-made artifact.

Legend has it that the hills came into existence when two giants threw stones and sand at each other in a fight that lasted for days. When they were finally exhausted, they made friends and left the island, but left behind the mess they made. For the more romantically inclined is the tale of Arogo, a young and very strong giant who fell in love with an ordinary mortal girl called Aloya. After she died, the giant Arogo cried bitterly. His tears then turned into hills, as a lasting proof of his grief.


Tarsiers -

The Philippine tarsier is very peculiar small animal. In fact it is one of the smallest known primates, no larger than a adult men's hand. Mostly active at night, it lives on a diet of insects. Folk traditions sometimes has it that tarsiers eat charcoal, but actually they retrieve the insects from (sometimes burned) wood. It can be found in the islands of Samar, Leyte, Bohol, and Mindanao in the Philippines.

Waterfalls –

The Bohol landscape is dotted with a large number of romantic, refreshing waterfalls. Most of them are hidden away, only known to the local people. They will patiently wait for you to discover them.


Caves –

Well known, and easy to reach is Hinagdanan ("laddered" in Cebuano) cave on the island of Panglao, just 2.5 kilometers from Dauis. This cave has a large number of stalactites hanging from the sealing, and matching stalagmites sticking out of the earth below them. The cave leads to a large underground cavern, that contains a pond.

Loboc River –

It will be a nice place to dine while enjoying the beauty of nature. I just can’t imagine how relaxing that will be! Well, I can’t wait to be there..

Are you classic? try these classic definitions

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present..

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such away that everybody believes he got the biggest piece..

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power..

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on..

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before..

Classic: Books which people praise, but do not read..

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight..

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life..

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth..

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do..

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together..

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes..

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions..

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead..

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip..

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river..

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet.".

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY..

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.. Father: A banker provided by nature.. C

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught..

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early..

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after?.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

Learn These Simple Facts

Did you know you share your birthday with atleast 9 other million people in the world?

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The human heart creates enough pressure whenit pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

"I am."is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The longest word in the English language is 1909letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded historynot to have a full moon.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Babies are born without knee caps.They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II,moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually thanall of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you wouldhave produced enough sound energy
to heat one cup of coffee.If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gasis produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds,dogs only have about ten.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth,but our nose and ears never stop growing

Sizzling Summer!!

Summer is here!

The last days of school are a great time for reinforcing summer and for looking forward to some great summertime fun. This is my favorite part of the year! Of course I will miss my school friends, but it doesn't mean I can't see them. Indeed, we can have lots of fun (under the sun) ")

I can go and play games, pick up a new sports, start a hobby or craft, or even learn to swim. Or just relax, stay at home, read an interesting novel and do the things i need to do, which i was not able to because I have been busy with school.

Whatever it is, I know it will be worth remembering and will be looking ahead for a next summer.

WHY???

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

During rainy seasons why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

---- what are your thoughts??---

RF Online

This is an online game that I want to play but this online game is so expensive. I do not want to waste money in playing this game. Now one of my classmate said that RF will be free to play this summer. And because of this I have a chance to play this online game for free. One time there are people that was giving an RF installer and a booklet about it and this is the summary of RF:

Three races, hungry for resources descend on a planet and engage in battle for control of the rare minerals found there. There are the Accretians, who have forsaken the flesh for steel in their pursuit of perfection. These are cyborgs who have forsaken all flesh for the unyielding power of steel, and in doing so, have transformed themselves into the most physically superior race. Because of this, they have no access to magic, though their technology is superior than the others.

The Bellato are a fiercely independent race that fell from power under sustained attacks by the combined efforts of the Accretian Empire and the Holy Alliance of Cora. They are a race of inventors that are able to combine creative tools and weapons with the Light form of universal magic called the Force. The Bellato enter the war as the least physically capable; and yet given their ingenuity they have the potential to become the strongest.

The Holy Alliance of Cora draws its power and faith from their god, DECEM. Corite belief dictates that they conquer worlds and force other races to submit in the name of DECEM. Though gifted in the use of arms and weapons, their reliance on tools is secondary to the powers granted by their god DECEM. They practice a form of the Force that is the dark sister to that which the Bellato practice.

The war begins with the Imperial Army of Accretia which first entered the war to protect themselves from the Imperialist Bellato Union who tried to conquer the entire galaxy. Later, they allied themselves with the Cora armed forces against the Union , and upon their triumph, split asunder the Empire that the Bellato Union tried to establish. Upon restaking their claim as an Empire, the Accretia gathered its troops for war against their former cohorts among the Holy Alliance of Cora and the newly formed Bellato Federation to lay claim to the Talic Mines.
This is the basic premise of RF Online. When these cultures coexist and compete for limited resources, conflict will eventually ensue. The conflict begins on the planet of Novus, but later expands into an entire galaxy.

But I should not play computer games everyday.

Soccer Is My Sport

Soccer is my favorite sport. This is the only sport that I like most because I like to kick ball.
In our second year team I am the last man and sometimes a midfielder. In the last Football league we ranked second. My favorite soccer player is David Robert Joseph Beckham.He is an is an english national footballer who currently plays for real madrid.In addition to his success on the pitch, Beckham has been recognized by Time magazine as one of 2004's Time 100 , as well as an elite global advertising brand.
Beckham is the fifth most capped English player of all time, has twice been the runner up in the FIFA World Player Award in 1999 and 2001 and in addition to being the only Englishman to score in three different World Cups , is also only the ninth player in World Cup history to score twice from direct free kicks. He was captain of the English national team from 15 November 2000 to 2 July 2006.
Beckham's career began when he signed a professional contract with Manchester United, making his first first-team appearance in 1992, at the age of 17. While with Manchester United he played a key role in their dominance of the FA Premier League in the 1990s and early 2000s, being pivotal in accomplishing The Treble of the League, FA Cup, and UEFA Champions League in 1999. He left the club to become only the third Englishman to sign for Real Madrid in 2003, after Laurie Cunningham and Steve McManaman.
In 2006, after England's quarter-final exit at the World Cup in Germany, he stood down as captain. He was then succeeded by Chelsea captain John Terry. Beckham was dropped from the England national team selected by coach Steve McClaren on 11 August 2006.
On 10 January 2007 Real Madrid Sporting Director Predrag Mijatovic announced Beckham would leave the club in mid 2007. On 11 January 2007, Beckham agreed to a move to the Major League Soccer (MLS) team Los Angeles Galaxy on a five year contract beginning on 1 July 2007, after his current deal with Real Madrid expires. On 15 January after speculation in the UK and Spanish press on a possible early exit for Beckham from Real Madrid, MLS Commissioner Don Garber denied that his league was attempting to secure an early MLS debut for Beckham. And now I am afraid because our teacher Mr. Sherwin Salera will leave next year and he said that a GAY shall replace him and when I think of gay P.E. teachers teaches us only how to dance and not in playing sports